1 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,344 In the beginning, God created the sky. 2 00:01:25,554 --> 00:01:29,541 He then said: “Let there be light!”... 3 00:01:31,545 --> 00:01:34,101 and there was light. 4 00:01:39,893 --> 00:01:43,244 Then God created the Earth. 5 00:01:43,448 --> 00:01:46,117 And he said it was a good thing. 6 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:56,260 He created the seas and oceans, and filled them with fish. 7 00:01:59,144 --> 00:02:04,449 He separated heaven and earth, and said it was a good thing. 8 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:11,162 And then he went on to create your masterpiece to create his masterpiece... 9 00:02:11,925 --> 00:02:14,072 The man. 10 00:02:57,456 --> 00:03:02,568 Thank you for creating me in your image! 11 00:03:04,964 --> 00:03:08,398 Indeed, the Almighty realized that his child... 12 00:03:08,698 --> 00:03:11,503 had not been created as perfect as he had hoped. 13 00:03:11,714 --> 00:03:13,747 He attributed this error to fatigue... 14 00:03:13,751 --> 00:03:17,620 And decided to try again after a day of rest. 15 00:03:20,661 --> 00:03:24,534 The second attempt went almost perfectly... 16 00:03:24,974 --> 00:03:28,245 He observed a big difference. 17 00:03:28,569 --> 00:03:32,617 For the new arrival, the Lord created a new paradise on earth... 18 00:03:32,623 --> 00:03:35,511 and gave him a companion. 19 00:03:52,213 --> 00:03:55,461 But... the... 20 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:00,998 Okay, fine... 21 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:11,140 Sorry, but you took me one of my... ribs... here... 22 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:16,730 To make a wife for you. Turn around, she's yours. 23 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:50,042 Apart from taking the forbidden fruit... 24 00:04:50,245 --> 00:04:53,153 the Lord gave to man all the freedoms... 25 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,944 Even to name all the things he created. 26 00:04:57,154 --> 00:05:00,459 - F..theirs. - F..theirs. 27 00:05:07,938 --> 00:05:09,827 F..their. 28 00:05:13,929 --> 00:05:16,803 Strawberries. 29 00:05:35,976 --> 00:05:38,167 Attention. 30 00:05:41,328 --> 00:05:43,599 Shit. 31 00:05:44,364 --> 00:05:46,431 Shit. 32 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:52,261 - Fan-to-zzi. - Excuse me, but why...? 33 00:05:53,591 --> 00:05:56,744 Shit... Fan... to... zzi... 34 00:06:45,273 --> 00:06:48,544 Well, what’s done, is done. 35 00:06:48,748 --> 00:06:53,213 If you are ashamed, you can cover yourself with a ficus leaf... 36 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:55,888 A thorny question. 37 00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:01,426 The apple... 38 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:18,308 Fantozzi, You disobeyed! 39 00:08:18,852 --> 00:08:23,475 There is no more room for you in the Garden of Eden. 40 00:08:23,685 --> 00:08:25,872 That whore, Eve! 41 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:32,943 Then the first expulsion happened of world history. 42 00:08:39,142 --> 00:08:43,811 Sorry, sir... but how come they don't...? 43 00:08:44,015 --> 00:08:46,571 No! They are different! 44 00:08:46,771 --> 00:08:49,347 You, man, will work by the sweat of your brow... 45 00:08:49,348 --> 00:08:52,444 them too, for eternity. 46 00:08:52,961 --> 00:08:55,676 Now get out! Go away. 47 00:08:55,877 --> 00:08:58,433 Very human... You are very divine... 48 00:08:58,633 --> 00:09:01,302 Grow and multiply... 49 00:09:01,669 --> 00:09:04,133 as little as possible! 50 00:09:10,735 --> 00:09:12,529 For what ? 51 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,002 And then shit! 52 00:10:19,192 --> 00:10:22,602 Realizing that he is an intelligent animal... 53 00:10:22,707 --> 00:10:25,656 he tried to improve his hellish life... 54 00:10:25,862 --> 00:10:28,895 for him and his peers. 55 00:11:19,381 --> 00:11:22,846 Hop! Hop! 56 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:56,674 Over time, for Fantozzi, things... 57 00:12:56,874 --> 00:12:58,724 went from bad to worse. 58 00:12:58,830 --> 00:13:01,624 - Ugo! - Dad ! 59 00:13:02,305 --> 00:13:05,418 - Ugo! - Dad ! 60 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,694 Ugo! 61 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,744 Where are you, dad? 62 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:18,559 - Dad ! - There he is, Mariángela! 63 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:21,969 - Who is there? - Ughino, it’s me, your Pina! 64 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,421 - How so ? - You don't remember? 65 00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:30,858 I had a horrible morning. 66 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:35,406 I was beaten by 15,000 people. They were Persians. 67 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,700 Don't think about it anymore. It's over now. 68 00:13:37,711 --> 00:13:39,764 - All ? - Let's go home. 69 00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:41,397 - Are you sure? - Let's go home. 70 00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:44,874 - Yes, but... shall we walk? - Yes. - Because I... 71 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,987 - I can barely stand up. - I'll help you. Lean on me. 72 00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:52,067 Give me your paw! 73 00:13:52,548 --> 00:13:55,297 No, I mean your... your hand... 74 00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:01,922 Bend over. 75 00:14:09,363 --> 00:14:13,634 That day, Fantozzi finally received from his superiors... 76 00:14:13,636 --> 00:14:17,300 A job that gave him great satisfaction. 77 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:22,100 - Soldier, you who are a volunteer! - Eh ? Voluntary ? Let's say it's rather... 78 00:14:22,623 --> 00:14:24,975 Run to Athens and tell them that the battle of Marathon is won. 79 00:14:24,979 --> 00:14:29,289 - I'm sorry, but it's 42 kilometers away. - And 195 meters. 80 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:33,878 Ah, well... so... it's different! 81 00:14:34,086 --> 00:14:36,277 - Wow... - I'll go. 82 00:14:38,199 --> 00:14:39,910 You will not kiss Mariangela to say goodbye to him? 83 00:14:39,911 --> 00:14:41,110 A kiss? 84 00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:45,519 I will do it later. 85 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,639 I'll explain later. Have mercy! 86 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,532 Don't run, dad! 87 00:15:27,605 --> 00:15:29,990 Water, water...! 88 00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:33,674 Water...! 89 00:15:34,355 --> 00:15:37,388 Water...! 90 00:15:40,425 --> 00:15:42,299 Water...!!! 91 00:15:57,340 --> 00:16:00,627 Who is there? Who rang the bell? Who called? 92 00:16:01,473 --> 00:16:05,442 Athens! Athens! 93 00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:07,739 ATHENS - 20 KM 94 00:16:08,942 --> 00:16:12,413 Oh, Zeus... Oh, mom... Oh, Zeus... Oh, mom... 95 00:16:12,696 --> 00:16:14,729 A tank! I am saved! 96 00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:17,648 - Excuse me ! Please, carter! - Yes yes. 97 00:16:17,849 --> 00:16:21,354 - Are you going to Athens? - No, sorry, soldier. I'm going to Delphi. 98 00:16:21,364 --> 00:16:24,432 - But... excuse me, are you going to Athens by any chance? - Yes, why? 99 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,087 Do me a favor, since you are going there... 100 00:16:28,094 --> 00:16:31,228 Bring this column in the Senate for me, okay? 101 00:16:31,429 --> 00:16:33,859 - No ! - And hurry up! Bye ! 102 00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:38,211 What thoughtfulness! I am very unhappy... 103 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,036 Please! The entrance to Athens...? 104 00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:42,535 - Straight ahead. - Oh yes ! 105 00:17:09,174 --> 00:17:13,047 Oh, mom... Oh, Zeus... By Artemis! 106 00:17:13,568 --> 00:17:15,873 Pity ! Pity ! 107 00:17:16,324 --> 00:17:19,198 No, wait! Don't help him, or he will be disqualified. 108 00:17:20,198 --> 00:17:22,466 What are you talking about? 109 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,774 More than 20... 110 00:17:33,778 --> 00:17:35,171 10... 111 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:38,999 Just 3 more... Just 4... 112 00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:42,617 Just 1... And here I am... 113 00:17:43,204 --> 00:17:45,317 Speak! 114 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:49,094 Wait... a moment... 115 00:17:49,095 --> 00:17:53,343 I bring news from Marathon. 116 00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:55,542 - What happened? - Or ? 117 00:17:55,746 --> 00:18:01,176 - To Marathon! Tell me ! - This... uh... I don't remember... 118 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:07,119 - How do you not remember? - it escaped me 119 00:18:07,328 --> 00:18:09,997 - He doesn't remember... - Well, did we win? 120 00:18:10,204 --> 00:18:16,742 Who ? No. Um, yes. No. I mean, yes. No. Neither. 121 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:19,305 Have we lost? 122 00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:24,215 No... and yes. No. There you go, I remember! 123 00:18:24,423 --> 00:18:27,092 It was a draw. One - one. 124 00:18:27,299 --> 00:18:30,175 - Null ? What does he say? - He's crazy! What does "one - one" mean? 125 00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,973 Guards! Stop him! 126 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:35,677 No, have mercy! I have a suggestion... 127 00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:41,554 I will make the trip again to Marathon. 42 km and 195 meters... 128 00:18:42,157 --> 00:18:45,223 I will get more detailed information, maybe I'll write it... 129 00:18:45,432 --> 00:18:48,703 and I will come back with the news... TAC! Precise! 130 00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:50,781 Go ahead, then! 131 00:18:51,143 --> 00:18:56,584 Let's pull out all the stops... 195, 194, 193, 192... 132 00:19:17,264 --> 00:19:20,013 - Who is it? - The “T.C.R.P.”. 133 00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:24,571 "Collection of taxes in the provinces Roman provinces. Open! 134 00:19:30,285 --> 00:19:34,158 Hello, soldier! My husband is not at home and I have to... 135 00:19:34,679 --> 00:19:38,269 No jokes, Jew! Return to Caesar what is Caesar's! 136 00:19:38,473 --> 00:19:43,562 But this house is mine, not this Caesar... 137 00:19:43,563 --> 00:19:44,961 I didn't have the pleasure... 138 00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:47,493 Okay, how much does this gentleman want...? 139 00:19:47,499 --> 00:19:50,355 -It's based on what you own! - Nothing ! No, wait! 140 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,952 Eh... here... here... take this. 141 00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:55,547 So... then Send him greetings, okay? 142 00:19:55,548 --> 00:19:57,744 To this greedy Mr. Caesar... 143 00:19:58,003 --> 00:19:59,840 How thoughtful, Mr. Praetorian, right? 144 00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:02,038 Very thoughtful! Bye ! 145 00:20:03,175 --> 00:20:09,455 This cabin was his only possession, as well as a small plot of land at the edge of the lake. 146 00:20:15,017 --> 00:20:18,807 You ! You stand here... and so you stay... well... 147 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:23,753 - Dad, what should I do? - Nothing, nothing. Stay there, and be relaxed... 148 00:20:23,964 --> 00:20:27,077 and scared... 149 00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:31,550 You do it very well. Come on, Pina, we still have... 150 00:20:31,552 --> 00:20:36,774 Okay... then... Ready! Go for it ! Don't move... 151 00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:40,971 Ahoy, Pina, faster! 152 00:20:41,577 --> 00:20:44,406 Heavy taxes, for the Roman invaders... 153 00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:47,521 shortages, and crows who ate his seeds... 154 00:20:47,529 --> 00:20:49,778 Not to mention the damn children from the school across the street... 155 00:20:49,785 --> 00:20:54,114 Fantozzi's life became very difficult. 156 00:20:54,558 --> 00:20:56,904 Oh, Pina! We succeeded! 157 00:20:57,314 --> 00:21:01,226 But people said that, someone would finally come... 158 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:04,698 and, ultimately, who would put everything back in order. 159 00:21:13,369 --> 00:21:17,302 Do you see that? It was difficult, but they are growing! 160 00:21:17,303 --> 00:21:21,146 it took a lot of effort, But... they grow... here... 161 00:21:29,105 --> 00:21:32,059 Let come to me little children. 162 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:38,970 Strawberries! Attention ! No, no! 163 00:21:39,170 --> 00:21:43,475 Don't move! Stop! Attention ! 164 00:21:51,751 --> 00:21:55,499 Excuse me, ma'am. What is it? 165 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:58,534 Pardon ! Pardon ! Excuse me, but what's going on? 166 00:21:58,541 --> 00:21:59,959 We stone an adulterous woman! 167 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,256 I don't like these things. I'm leaving. 168 00:22:02,315 --> 00:22:03,888 Make way! Excuse me, excuse me! 169 00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:06,885 - Adulteress! Die! - Stop! 170 00:22:07,088 --> 00:22:10,477 Let him who is without sin throws the first stone at him. 171 00:22:21,027 --> 00:22:24,492 Help ! Help! 172 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,282 Are you ready, dad? 173 00:22:31,571 --> 00:22:33,365 - It's almost over! - Ugo! 174 00:22:33,568 --> 00:22:36,721 You must be strong. I have terrible news. 175 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:40,069 - No ! - If ! - Did you invite anyone to dinner? 176 00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:43,748 No. Rebecca passed and brought us bad news. 177 00:22:43,952 --> 00:22:45,701 - What happened? - Your uncle... 178 00:22:46,109 --> 00:22:47,340 - Died. - No! 179 00:22:47,347 --> 00:22:48,445 - If! - No! 180 00:22:48,645 --> 00:22:50,555 - If! - No! - If! 181 00:22:50,562 --> 00:22:53,656 Ouuuuuuui! Uncle is dead! 182 00:22:53,977 --> 00:22:56,965 We are rich! We are the only heirs! 183 00:22:57,172 --> 00:22:59,057 We are the only heirs! 184 00:22:59,058 --> 00:23:01,155 Let's end this disgusting house! 185 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:03,954 Burn! We don't care! We will buy another house! 186 00:23:03,962 --> 00:23:05,460 Finished this dump! 187 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:08,255 We will eat roast game for the rest of our lives! 188 00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:12,425 And then I'll find a good one husband for Marianne... maybe... 189 00:23:12,628 --> 00:23:14,316 - A... dowry hunter. - Yes ! 190 00:23:14,325 --> 00:23:17,640 Well, Uncle Lazare is dead! We are rich! 191 00:23:17,641 --> 00:23:18,640 Uncle Lazare is dead! He is dead! 192 00:23:22,573 --> 00:23:26,684 Here I am! Come on, come on! Here we are! 193 00:23:28,724 --> 00:23:31,220 - Come on. - Come, Mariángela. - Come on, my little one! 194 00:23:31,221 --> 00:23:33,018 - Slowly... - This is my family! 195 00:23:33,676 --> 00:23:34,705 We are the heirs! 196 00:23:34,905 --> 00:23:37,601 I inherited everything! I am the heir! 197 00:23:38,189 --> 00:23:41,733 And you're the notary, aren't you? Did you bring any documents...? 198 00:23:41,744 --> 00:23:45,149 - What's going on? - Lazarus! Get up and walk! 199 00:23:45,150 --> 00:23:46,847 To walk ? Wait, who...? Who will walk? 200 00:23:46,856 --> 00:23:50,809 Is he crazy? Look, he's dead... like... 201 00:24:00,256 --> 00:24:03,022 But... it's... it's the guy... it's the guy... 202 00:24:09,542 --> 00:24:13,052 Notary! Notary ! Listen, please! 203 00:24:13,376 --> 00:24:18,886 It's not fair! I already have... makes advance payments... 204 00:24:22,063 --> 00:24:26,234 Um... Hello, my uncle... he... he doesn't shake hands. You look... good? 205 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:37,415 - Ugo, don't dwell on it. - No, and who dwells on anything? 206 00:24:37,719 --> 00:24:40,884 We don't care. Let's go home! 207 00:24:40,894 --> 00:24:43,041 In which house? 208 00:24:44,528 --> 00:24:45,939 The house with the garden. 209 00:24:45,946 --> 00:24:49,472 Reduced to poverty, Fantozzi accepted help... 210 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,198 from his old friend, Moses Filini... 211 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,894 who hired him as an apprentice in his workshop... 212 00:24:53,913 --> 00:24:55,680 They settled in Jerusalem. 213 00:24:55,690 --> 00:24:59,216 - That will be all... - Look! Look! Look! 214 00:24:59,424 --> 00:25:04,570 Oh, tell me... Should we add a finishing touch? 215 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:06,925 Yes, indeed. 216 00:25:10,048 --> 00:25:13,335 Let's check. Another little touch? 217 00:25:13,343 --> 00:25:15,151 - No! No... - Are you okay? 218 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,348 - Yes I'm dong well ! - Then come, Fantozzi! 219 00:25:17,556 --> 00:25:21,827 - Quickly ! Quickly ! - Sorry, but can I wear a hat? 220 00:25:22,030 --> 00:25:23,938 - Pardon ? - Like a turban or something... 221 00:25:23,947 --> 00:25:26,532 - Why? - I'm ashamed of that... 222 00:25:26,743 --> 00:25:29,811 - Of what? - This... place here... 223 00:25:30,018 --> 00:25:31,909 - Okay. - Thank you so much. 224 00:25:32,209 --> 00:25:33,308 - Put on a hat. - Good 225 00:25:33,313 --> 00:25:35,278 Come on, Fantozzi, stop wasting time. 226 00:25:35,489 --> 00:25:38,835 The judge told me that the next... watch out! 227 00:25:38,844 --> 00:25:41,513 - Sorry, it's my fault! - Be careful! 228 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,733 - I gave you a cross in the face. - Whoa, whoa... 229 00:25:43,737 --> 00:25:47,864 - Ah, the address. Do you remember that? - Yes, Rue... 230 00:25:48,070 --> 00:25:50,560 - Street...? - I don't remember the name. It was street... 231 00:25:50,566 --> 00:25:53,012 - 8 Rue de la Croix. - Eight. 232 00:25:53,222 --> 00:25:55,655 - And prepare the money, eh. - All right. 233 00:25:55,658 --> 00:25:59,126 Don't lose it in the street like last time! 234 00:25:59,372 --> 00:26:03,154 - Here we are. - What's going on? - Let's hurry! 235 00:26:18,383 --> 00:26:21,853 Excuse me. Pardon ! Pardon ! 236 00:26:24,154 --> 00:26:26,440 - What's going on? - They caught two thieves. 237 00:26:26,450 --> 00:26:29,717 I see ! Very well done! Sorry... 238 00:26:31,722 --> 00:26:34,832 - I continue... - Scoundrel! 239 00:26:34,937 --> 00:26:38,788 What are you doing here? Get in line with others! 240 00:26:38,991 --> 00:26:42,843 - Come on ! - But I was... - Come on! 241 00:26:42,944 --> 00:26:44,641 Where are we going? 242 00:26:57,983 --> 00:27:02,911 Enlisted in a terrible and vain crusade in the Holy Land, 243 00:27:03,115 --> 00:27:06,228 Fantozzi has finally returned home. 244 00:27:06,430 --> 00:27:10,417 After 12 years total sexual abstinence, 245 00:27:10,623 --> 00:27:14,088 with the exception of one fleeting and violent romance 246 00:27:14,098 --> 00:27:18,085 with the fierce Saladin, but it didn't affect 247 00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:22,194 he wanted to see again his beloved wife. 248 00:27:22,404 --> 00:27:27,312 - Pinna! Pina! - She's my wife, asshole! 249 00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:33,187 Here it is! Here is our door! 250 00:27:34,305 --> 00:27:37,736 Pina! Here I am! 251 00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:46,603 Open! 252 00:27:58,029 --> 00:28:02,077 Pina! What did they do to you? 253 00:28:02,463 --> 00:28:05,053 - Ugo! - Women ! 254 00:28:05,259 --> 00:28:08,882 - But... what is it? - It's your little girl. 255 00:28:09,093 --> 00:28:11,364 Welcome home, dad! 256 00:28:11,969 --> 00:28:14,605 - Hello. - It's your daughter Mariángela, 257 00:28:14,606 --> 00:28:17,111 She has become a woman! 258 00:28:18,719 --> 00:28:20,627 A woman... 259 00:28:23,073 --> 00:28:28,017 - Ugo! - Eh? - I'm very happy to see you again! 260 00:28:30,861 --> 00:28:36,984 Pina, 12 years old! The monkey...the little girl. Wait. 261 00:28:37,172 --> 00:28:43,420 Come here, my child. Go play with other singers..children. 262 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:49,208 Go play outside and come back tonight! 263 00:28:52,628 --> 00:28:56,773 The lights... Mmm... 12 years! 264 00:29:00,537 --> 00:29:02,728 Come here! 265 00:29:06,009 --> 00:29:10,280 Pina! Pina! Pina... mmm! 266 00:29:11,481 --> 00:29:15,392 Pina, I'm going to cut you into two like an apple! 267 00:29:17,352 --> 00:29:20,067 The chastity belt! 268 00:29:22,824 --> 00:29:25,493 - Do you have the key? - Help! 269 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,574 The key! 270 00:29:30,253 --> 00:29:33,876 Ugo, have you lost it? 271 00:29:36,164 --> 00:29:39,887 Was there not a double of this damned key? 272 00:29:39,898 --> 00:29:45,125 No ! Wait, maybe Filinus, the blacksmith has one. He made it! 273 00:29:53,617 --> 00:29:55,207 - Filinos! - Who is it ? 274 00:29:55,215 --> 00:29:57,077 It's me ! 275 00:29:57,078 --> 00:30:00,074 Ah, Fantozzi, welcome! How are you ? 276 00:30:00,188 --> 00:30:04,901 Hey, sorry... but... I need... 277 00:30:05,919 --> 00:30:08,293 - I don't understand. - it's been 12 years since... 278 00:30:08,295 --> 00:30:10,982 - 12 years old...? No ? - The key! - What key? 279 00:30:11,191 --> 00:30:13,304 For my wife's chastity belt! 280 00:30:13,808 --> 00:30:16,023 Ah, I understand! Wait a bit, I have to finish this little job. 281 00:30:16,124 --> 00:30:18,430 You can give me back a little favor? 282 00:30:18,431 --> 00:30:20,786 It will only be a second. You have good eyes... 283 00:30:20,836 --> 00:30:22,364 You can check if this iron is straightened? 284 00:30:22,374 --> 00:30:24,202 - No ! - For what ? 285 00:30:25,210 --> 00:30:29,163 - I don't know why... I said no... - Are you refusing to do me a favor? 286 00:30:29,164 --> 00:30:31,670 - Come on, check! Check! - No, no, no... 287 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,389 - Check. - Excuse me... 288 00:30:34,396 --> 00:30:38,778 - I'll give it a shot... here. - Or ? 289 00:30:39,788 --> 00:30:42,139 Look, right here. 290 00:30:50,132 --> 00:30:53,364 - How are you ? - Pretty good. 291 00:30:53,567 --> 00:30:56,838 Take these keys. One of them will go. 292 00:30:56,942 --> 00:31:01,267 - And if not, I'll bring pliers. - No ! I prefer... 293 00:31:01,376 --> 00:31:03,464 The keys? Yes, that's it. Here they are. 294 00:31:03,672 --> 00:31:05,943 - Good... - Ah, how is the finger? 295 00:31:07,027 --> 00:31:09,298 Let's see. 296 00:31:11,501 --> 00:31:13,648 - Well, well. - Excuse me... 297 00:31:13,857 --> 00:31:15,970 You'll tell me later! 298 00:31:27,197 --> 00:31:30,389 Where are you going, you dirty pig? You don't know who's inside? 299 00:31:30,392 --> 00:31:32,863 No, who is it? 300 00:31:48,685 --> 00:31:51,195 - Princess, shall we whip him? - Yes yes ! 301 00:31:51,401 --> 00:31:55,752 20... even 25 shots! I deserve them! 302 00:31:56,274 --> 00:32:00,943 No. This day is synonymous with celebration and joy. I forgive you. 303 00:32:01,865 --> 00:32:03,773 Come! 304 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,284 The handkerchief! 305 00:32:15,485 --> 00:32:18,631 It was Princess Serbelloni Mazzanti Viendalmare, 306 00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:22,015 The prince's daughter, who, at that time, had organized 307 00:32:22,016 --> 00:32:24,611 a great tournament for give her in marriage 308 00:32:24,712 --> 00:32:26,657 to a brave knight who would defeat all his adversaries. 309 00:32:26,768 --> 00:32:30,452 Fantozzi fell monstrously in love. 310 00:32:36,374 --> 00:32:39,090 Completely devoured by this crazy passion, 311 00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:41,288 He stopped sleeping, 312 00:32:50,194 --> 00:32:52,227 He stopped eating 313 00:32:52,430 --> 00:32:57,219 - Ugo, why aren't you eating? - Eh ? Leave me alone! 314 00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:04,406 and finally, on full moon nights, he began to scream. 315 00:33:12,441 --> 00:33:14,349 that's enough! 316 00:33:22,546 --> 00:33:26,691 Until, realizing the impossibility of this love... 317 00:33:26,699 --> 00:33:29,807 he decided to put an end to his suffering. 318 00:33:37,323 --> 00:33:40,997 Excalabar. Excansoar. Exquicibut. Excansala. 319 00:33:40,998 --> 00:33:43,494 - Excalibur, you moron! - THANKS.! 320 00:33:43,513 --> 00:33:47,887 Excalibur was the sword magical and invincible 321 00:33:48,187 --> 00:33:49,984 guarded by the magician of the lake. 322 00:33:50,063 --> 00:33:54,151 But...sorry... but... for me...? 323 00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:59,246 Money? Ah, I understand. 324 00:33:59,489 --> 00:34:02,079 How much ? Five ? 325 00:34:02,085 --> 00:34:05,769 Excuse me for a second. But could you turn around? 326 00:34:05,779 --> 00:34:10,024 Because, you know, I don't trust to the people and... voila, I have the money. 327 00:34:10,592 --> 00:34:14,182 But there is a problem. I only have a 10 coin... 328 00:34:14,666 --> 00:34:16,733 All right. So. 329 00:34:35,335 --> 00:34:38,547 Give it to me! So! So! 330 00:34:42,185 --> 00:34:46,013 But, sorry... And my currency? 331 00:34:49,653 --> 00:34:52,447 Ah, no change. All right. 332 00:34:58,599 --> 00:35:00,393 Ecubitus! 333 00:35:02,353 --> 00:35:04,270 Trumbulus! Escarmity! 334 00:35:04,371 --> 00:35:06,168 Excalibur, you moron! 335 00:35:06,307 --> 00:35:10,180 Yes... but don't insult me before the sword. 336 00:35:10,781 --> 00:35:14,887 With the magic sword, I will win the tournament 337 00:35:15,094 --> 00:35:18,445 and the princess will be mine! 338 00:35:41,175 --> 00:35:45,082 The red dragon was the coat of arms of the terrible knight 339 00:35:45,089 --> 00:35:50,117 who was the crowd's favorite and whose victory was expected. 340 00:35:55,094 --> 00:35:58,143 Here it is! Here it is! 341 00:36:14,644 --> 00:36:19,930 Demolition order: Bull, Unicorn, Hydra, Eagle. 342 00:36:24,109 --> 00:36:27,653 And finally Fantozzi's turn! 343 00:36:27,943 --> 00:36:30,739 It was the symbol of the service of catering and barbecue "Spiedo". 344 00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:32,936 who was Fantozzi's sponsor for the competition. 345 00:36:32,975 --> 00:36:35,287 It's yours! Come on, come on! 346 00:36:41,143 --> 00:36:42,692 Fantozzi's armor: 347 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:45,488 A weather vane as a helmet plume, 348 00:36:45,696 --> 00:36:48,784 a horrible viking helmet with zero peripheral vision, 349 00:36:48,891 --> 00:36:52,500 a bronze sling stolen from the statue of Pepin the Short, 350 00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:53,500 and on the feet, 351 00:36:53,704 --> 00:36:57,209 molten lead irons. 352 00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:11,577 Total weight of Fantozzi armor: 353 00:37:12,077 --> 00:37:16,269 432 kilos and 7.5 ounces. 354 00:37:16,470 --> 00:37:19,344 - What should I do? Do I release? - Release! 355 00:37:56,110 --> 00:37:59,045 Yours! Quick, give me the sword. 356 00:37:59,046 --> 00:38:01,556 - What sword? The spear first! - No, no, no... 357 00:38:01,762 --> 00:38:05,013 - I only want the sword. - No, the spear, the spear! 358 00:38:05,017 --> 00:38:06,295 We will not change the rules. 359 00:38:06,296 --> 00:38:10,190 You will use the spear first, then the sword. So. 360 00:38:10,349 --> 00:38:14,138 But I wanted the sword... 361 00:38:28,202 --> 00:38:30,190 Thank you. 362 00:38:52,525 --> 00:38:57,114 Well done dad! Come on! 363 00:39:00,313 --> 00:39:04,906 Come on... Excubidus! Excacibus! Exquisite... 364 00:39:05,007 --> 00:39:06,704 -Excalibur - thank you. 365 00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:11,034 Come, come! I'm not afraid of you! 366 00:39:12,814 --> 00:39:14,563 Ugo! 367 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:27,424 - Come on dad! - Ugo, wait! 368 00:39:27,425 --> 00:39:30,521 Come on ! Come on ! Come on ! 369 00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:32,901 Come on! 370 00:39:34,861 --> 00:39:37,246 This sword doesn't work! 371 00:39:43,947 --> 00:39:46,716 The Lord of the Lake cheated me! 372 00:39:52,354 --> 00:39:55,977 I suspect you are a little angry with me... 373 00:39:57,586 --> 00:40:01,539 Break! I need a one year break... 374 00:40:07,811 --> 00:40:09,685 Enough! 375 00:40:12,064 --> 00:40:15,557 Pina, it's halftime! I am saved! 376 00:40:17,156 --> 00:40:19,506 - Die, you piece of shit! - I asked for a break! 377 00:40:19,512 --> 00:40:22,858 - You're not playing fair! - Die, fucking commoner! 378 00:40:23,067 --> 00:40:28,974 Garbage! Faggot! Die, trash! Scoundrel! 379 00:40:41,559 --> 00:40:43,308 Ouch! 380 00:40:46,831 --> 00:40:49,421 Ugo, take this! This is the real sword! 381 00:40:49,627 --> 00:40:51,962 Forgive me! I did it because I love you! 382 00:40:51,963 --> 00:40:57,489 I don't care if you divorce, It's better than seeing you dead! 383 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,150 -Excalibur! - Alright. - THANKS. 384 00:41:10,714 --> 00:41:12,542 Finish it! 385 00:41:22,696 --> 00:41:26,644 Let's see now which is a pile of shit! 386 00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:34,028 You're scared now, aren't you? 387 00:41:36,056 --> 00:41:40,025 Come here! Pork ! Commoner! 388 00:41:40,229 --> 00:41:44,580 I'll teach you! Come here! Poof! 389 00:41:45,222 --> 00:41:50,488 Scum! Commoner! 390 00:41:53,769 --> 00:41:56,081 Poof! 391 00:41:57,004 --> 00:41:59,157 Pity! 392 00:42:03,993 --> 00:42:07,260 Victory ! Victory ! 393 00:42:08,946 --> 00:42:11,376 My dad! He's my dad! 394 00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:14,412 No, don't go! Stop! 395 00:42:14,419 --> 00:42:17,083 - But he's my father! - Stop! 396 00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:21,804 Dad is no longer ours. 397 00:42:22,847 --> 00:42:27,630 - I will not marry this rat. - You will lose all your privileges, then. 398 00:42:39,582 --> 00:42:42,570 My word is sacred. She's your wife. 399 00:42:43,376 --> 00:42:45,966 THANKS. But I don't want her. 400 00:42:47,250 --> 00:42:50,318 I am happily married. 401 00:42:50,765 --> 00:42:52,559 Pina! 402 00:42:53,161 --> 00:42:56,229 Wait for me! Come here! 403 00:42:56,456 --> 00:42:59,427 Ugo! Ugo! Ugo! 404 00:43:08,258 --> 00:43:14,160 She's my wife... and I... I hold her in very high esteem. 405 00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:20,353 Furthermore, she gave me a beautiful...le girl. 406 00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:22,864 - Yes. - So you reject me? 407 00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:26,267 - No offense. - Why did you register for the tournament then? 408 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:29,060 For sportsmanship. 409 00:43:29,066 --> 00:43:31,571 Come, Melisande. 410 00:43:33,799 --> 00:43:38,647 - THANKS. - There's nothing wrong with that. - Thank you Ugo, I respect you a lot. 411 00:43:39,370 --> 00:43:43,152 Excuse me, excuse me! Here is the winner of this tournament! 412 00:43:43,364 --> 00:43:47,669 Let us carry our champion in triumph! 413 00:43:49,155 --> 00:43:53,261 Slowly, slowly... I weigh a ton! 414 00:43:55,805 --> 00:43:58,861 The meal is ready! 415 00:44:03,573 --> 00:44:07,958 END OF PART ONE 416 00:44:08,765 --> 00:44:13,150 PART TWO 417 00:44:21,406 --> 00:44:26,254 Fantozzi, due to a of a terrible financial crisis 418 00:44:26,259 --> 00:44:29,764 fell into total poverty. 419 00:44:30,572 --> 00:44:33,707 A penny! Give me a penny! Pity ! 420 00:44:33,808 --> 00:44:36,504 I am poor! I am poor! 421 00:44:39,558 --> 00:44:41,909 Who is there? 422 00:44:45,509 --> 00:44:48,014 But... what's going on? 423 00:44:48,025 --> 00:44:52,336 I am Robin Hood. I steal them rich and I give to the poor. 424 00:44:53,018 --> 00:44:54,971 THANKS! 425 00:44:56,692 --> 00:44:58,520 Pina! 426 00:44:59,368 --> 00:45:01,555 Money! 427 00:45:01,904 --> 00:45:05,259 Look at ! Look how wonderful it is! 428 00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:07,956 End of poverty! We are rich! 429 00:45:08,235 --> 00:45:11,329 We are rich! We laughed... 430 00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:16,901 What are you doing? 431 00:45:16,902 --> 00:45:21,213 I am Robin Hood. I steal them rich and I give to the poor. 432 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:29,042 It hasn't even been 20 minutes! 433 00:46:07,745 --> 00:46:11,851 Death to the aristocrats! If I catch you, I'll beat the shit out of you! 434 00:46:13,456 --> 00:46:15,489 Asshole! 435 00:46:15,493 --> 00:46:18,964 If I catch you, I'll kill you! 436 00:46:24,878 --> 00:46:27,547 To death! To death! 437 00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:32,105 To the guillotine! To the guillotine! 438 00:46:36,421 --> 00:46:39,329 Death to the aristocrat! 439 00:46:41,334 --> 00:46:43,242 To death! To death! 440 00:46:43,451 --> 00:46:46,280 Cuckold! Heap of shit! 441 00:46:53,955 --> 00:46:56,340 Kill him! 442 00:47:23,311 --> 00:47:26,623 Damn, citizen Fantozzi, The blade is stuck! 443 00:47:26,826 --> 00:47:29,541 To death! Kill him! 444 00:47:30,061 --> 00:47:33,287 Now they will pardon him! 445 00:47:33,735 --> 00:47:36,564 If so, citizens! 446 00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:40,315 - Cursed. - Allow me... 447 00:47:40,924 --> 00:47:44,316 What forgiveness? What forgiveness? ?? Excuse me... allow me... 448 00:47:44,519 --> 00:47:49,103 Come on! Do something with it this son of a bitch Come on! 449 00:47:49,312 --> 00:47:52,656 - No, Ugo! - Push yourself! I'll take care of that! Come on ! 450 00:47:52,667 --> 00:47:55,702 Move it! Damn, it's stuck! 451 00:47:55,902 --> 00:48:01,252 Out, out, I do it! Come on ! What are you doing ? 452 00:48:01,932 --> 00:48:03,789 Wait a bit. How the hell...? 453 00:48:03,890 --> 00:48:05,987 Wait ! Excuse me... Wait a second... 454 00:48:06,085 --> 00:48:10,396 Out, out! pile of shit of an aristocrat! Leave it to me! 455 00:48:10,499 --> 00:48:13,911 Fucking guillotine. How does it work? Fucking guillotine... 456 00:48:14,014 --> 00:48:18,697 it doesn't work! Damn guillotine... 457 00:48:31,448 --> 00:48:33,145 With the powerful recommendation 458 00:48:33,346 --> 00:48:36,142 and good offices of Cardinal Ortona Natta 459 00:48:36,401 --> 00:48:38,837 who saw him monstrous 460 00:48:39,039 --> 00:48:43,532 Fantozzi, finally saw himself assigned an apartment 461 00:48:43,832 --> 00:48:48,143 along the state walls pontifical, at Porta Pia. 462 00:48:48,245 --> 00:48:51,109 This is our house. Pina, take this portrait 463 00:48:51,121 --> 00:48:53,451 of Father Ortona Natta, and you, Mariángela... 464 00:48:53,457 --> 00:48:55,689 take this, and I... 465 00:48:55,893 --> 00:48:59,721 the... the... the... 466 00:49:02,264 --> 00:49:04,630 What is it? 467 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,584 This is a special bottle! Today I want to party! 468 00:49:09,793 --> 00:49:11,826 Today is a big day! Mariángela, stay here. 469 00:49:11,830 --> 00:49:15,062 The glasses! The glasses! Today is a big day! 470 00:49:15,265 --> 00:49:19,172 Today, September 20, 1870... 471 00:49:21,335 --> 00:49:26,283 - What's going on, Ugo? - It's a party! Fireworks! 472 00:49:26,288 --> 00:49:28,793 But today is a big day 473 00:49:28,804 --> 00:49:33,070 Because finally, the Fantozzis have a house! 474 00:49:33,278 --> 00:49:35,834 Hooray! A toast! 475 00:49:51,251 --> 00:49:57,199 They were in the dining room in front of Porta Pia. 476 00:49:57,362 --> 00:50:01,468 Hey ! The... bottle... bottle... forgot... 477 00:50:04,391 --> 00:50:08,464 Did you see? What a hole! 478 00:50:08,765 --> 00:50:11,101 With the annexation from Rome... 479 00:50:11,202 --> 00:50:14,697 to the Kingdom of Italy, management has changed 480 00:50:14,899 --> 00:50:16,960 but not the life of Fantozzi. 481 00:50:17,052 --> 00:50:19,239 Attention! 482 00:50:20,247 --> 00:50:23,798 Up..! 483 00:50:29,513 --> 00:50:33,958 Although the mayor has changed of the fierce Cardinal Ravelli Carta... 484 00:50:33,967 --> 00:50:36,813 to the knight of Turin 485 00:50:36,914 --> 00:50:38,895 Grand Chantapuf, Hom, Lob., 486 00:50:39,099 --> 00:50:41,248 Duke Modestino Balabam. 487 00:50:41,748 --> 00:50:42,747 Let's go. 488 00:50:47,966 --> 00:50:50,242 He tried to poison Garibaldi 489 00:50:50,243 --> 00:50:52,140 to gain sympathy of Count Cavour. 490 00:50:52,179 --> 00:50:55,753 Then, through Masonic intrigues and terrible machinations 491 00:50:55,754 --> 00:50:58,847 He had a brilliant career, 492 00:50:58,850 --> 00:51:02,854 while cultivating his great passion: rowing. 493 00:51:02,864 --> 00:51:06,217 Founding member of Po rowing, he wanted to found a similar one 494 00:51:06,518 --> 00:51:09,127 on the Tiber. 495 00:51:09,574 --> 00:51:14,357 You Romans are nothing more just brainless molluscs. 496 00:51:15,046 --> 00:51:18,919 And the worst part is that you are all priests’ ass kissers! 497 00:51:21,037 --> 00:51:24,150 But it stops NOW! 498 00:51:26,409 --> 00:51:30,057 - Do you like rowing? - Yes, it's wonderful. It's wonderful. Yes ! 499 00:51:30,143 --> 00:51:34,848 My motto is: “Row to Rome”! That's my motto! 500 00:51:35,096 --> 00:51:38,367 So you are experts. 501 00:51:41,686 --> 00:51:43,719 Well... well... 502 00:51:45,081 --> 00:51:47,386 Can you prove it? 503 00:51:48,436 --> 00:51:51,748 - I need a volunteer. You ! - Me ? 504 00:51:51,951 --> 00:51:54,666 - No, behind you. - Me ? 505 00:51:54,907 --> 00:51:58,378 No, further. 506 00:51:58,521 --> 00:52:03,052 - Behind this... Me? - Come here, moron. 507 00:52:03,254 --> 00:52:05,486 - I chose. - Me ? 508 00:52:09,085 --> 00:52:11,276 - The expert! - Wait, what...? - Well, well. 509 00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:14,230 This... uh... 510 00:52:15,635 --> 00:52:18,603 Are you an expert in rowing? 511 00:52:18,611 --> 00:52:23,023 Yes... almost... sort of... rather... almost. 512 00:52:23,224 --> 00:52:26,212 - Sat. - THANKS. 513 00:52:26,419 --> 00:52:31,610 - But... there is... no... no chair. - Sat ! 514 00:52:31,891 --> 00:52:34,038 THANKS. 515 00:52:34,927 --> 00:52:38,909 - Here I am. Comfortable. - What are you doing ? 516 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,550 You told me to sit down and... 517 00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:48,814 I didn't see the chair. I'm sorry. I'm coming. 518 00:52:57,492 --> 00:53:01,195 My God, it weighs a ton! 519 00:53:01,566 --> 00:53:05,012 I'm going to vomit! Help me! 520 00:53:09,914 --> 00:53:13,696 These are somewhat heavy chairs... 521 00:53:14,027 --> 00:53:16,532 Hey... 522 00:53:19,379 --> 00:53:21,492 What is a “scalmo”? 523 00:53:34,156 --> 00:53:37,302 He is a man who... lost... hair? 524 00:53:37,511 --> 00:53:40,340 If you don't know, don't invent! 525 00:53:42,144 --> 00:53:46,211 Tell me then... who invented the boat? 526 00:53:48,214 --> 00:53:51,208 This... this... 527 00:53:51,409 --> 00:53:53,999 - Yes? - Francesca from Rimini. 528 00:53:54,205 --> 00:53:56,396 Francesca from Rimini?! 529 00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:59,395 She said that a young... 530 00:53:59,397 --> 00:54:02,505 It's a rumor. I heard it. 531 00:54:02,712 --> 00:54:06,302 Okay, excuse me... Can you ask another question? 532 00:54:06,506 --> 00:54:09,793 I want leave a good impression. 533 00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:13,450 Last question. "8-rower skiff"...? 534 00:54:13,657 --> 00:54:16,565 Oh yes ! Tremendous ! It's... 535 00:54:16,773 --> 00:54:21,556 it's easy. So... nothing... nothing, whisper... 536 00:54:22,205 --> 00:54:26,750 So... it's like this... okay? He said... Yola... 537 00:54:27,876 --> 00:54:31,143 Yola is a friend. 538 00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:33,987 - She's a woman who is a bit... - What? 539 00:54:33,988 --> 00:54:38,094 uh, she lives...next door There is a door... 540 00:54:38,201 --> 00:54:44,381 Knock, knock! If you knock, it opens... and she is with eight... sailors... 541 00:54:44,392 --> 00:54:47,122 - Eight. They are Russian. - Russians? 542 00:54:47,128 --> 00:54:50,202 - No, no. One of them was Polish. - Was one of them Polish? - Um, yes, but... 543 00:54:50,403 --> 00:54:55,946 the others threw him out. Ah, they are colorful! 544 00:54:56,154 --> 00:54:59,505 - They are black sailors. - Blacks? 545 00:54:59,788 --> 00:55:04,959 What ignorance! How can we not knowing something so simple! 546 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,894 Ask them... 547 00:55:07,656 --> 00:55:10,564 Now, another question. 548 00:55:11,570 --> 00:55:15,279 Now I'm going to ask... 549 00:55:15,484 --> 00:55:18,630 I will ask... Stop it! !! 550 00:55:20,197 --> 00:55:24,623 From today, things will change! 551 00:55:24,631 --> 00:55:28,863 Your careers will depend of your rowing performances! 552 00:55:28,864 --> 00:55:32,618 Tomorrow, Sunday, we let's meet on the Tiber 553 00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:34,915 for the first Balabam Rowing Cup! 554 00:55:42,603 --> 00:55:45,472 My employees... 555 00:55:48,754 --> 00:55:50,767 to the boats! 556 00:55:50,771 --> 00:55:54,055 - Good luck, dad! - Let's go. 557 00:55:54,385 --> 00:55:58,088 Come on, Fantozzi. 558 00:56:02,214 --> 00:56:05,618 To inaugurate the first Tiber Rowing Circle, 559 00:56:05,629 --> 00:56:08,565 Balabam chose a regatta against the tide 560 00:56:08,765 --> 00:56:11,161 with a distance of more than 7 nautical miles. 561 00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:14,792 - What is this ? - You must order the departure. 562 00:56:29,013 --> 00:56:34,954 The starting signal will be given at 12:00 p.m. by the Gianicolo cannon. 563 00:56:35,563 --> 00:56:37,948 - It's almost time... - Yes. 564 00:56:37,959 --> 00:56:41,067 - It's hot here. - Of course ! 565 00:56:42,353 --> 00:56:45,102 Noon sharp! 566 00:56:50,141 --> 00:56:55,532 - Ultra-precise, you see? - Yes, and a boat wreck, you see? 567 00:57:00,206 --> 00:57:02,552 - Ready ? - Ready! 568 00:57:02,762 --> 00:57:04,875 - Come on ! - Come on ! 569 00:57:06,317 --> 00:57:09,472 At the Sisto bridge, the Colsi brothers 570 00:57:09,473 --> 00:57:11,869 were victims of a slight... forgetting... 571 00:57:11,888 --> 00:57:16,896 - are you okay? Are we good? - Yes, we will pass right in the middle! 572 00:57:27,085 --> 00:57:28,800 Sorry ! 573 00:57:29,002 --> 00:57:31,452 You're breaking my back! 574 00:57:31,553 --> 00:57:33,151 And you water me! 575 00:57:33,255 --> 00:57:35,152 - Why not coordinate? - speak for yourself! 576 00:57:35,352 --> 00:57:37,698 - Okay, let's coordinate. - Coordination... are you coordinated? 577 00:57:37,808 --> 00:57:40,464 - Ready ? - Ready! Come on ! 578 00:57:40,664 --> 00:57:44,446 Sorry ! Be patient, I'm trying to improve. 579 00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:47,293 I'm going to change! I'm changing companions! 580 00:57:47,593 --> 00:57:50,844 At Castel Sant’Angelo in a fatal coincidence 581 00:57:51,048 --> 00:57:53,179 With the disappearance of the team Fantozzi-Filini 582 00:57:53,284 --> 00:57:57,227 An anonymous man decided to end his life. 583 00:57:59,095 --> 00:58:00,910 - Excuse me. - Yes ? 584 00:58:00,912 --> 00:58:02,781 - What time is it? - For what ? 585 00:58:02,789 --> 00:58:06,181 - Is it still noon? - Why ask? Why are you arrested? 586 00:58:06,184 --> 00:58:09,589 - Because... - Wait. What is it? - A man... - A gentleman. Or... ? 587 00:58:09,599 --> 00:58:12,125 - He went... like, down - This is absurd! - I'll explain to you later. 588 00:58:12,135 --> 00:58:16,561 - Let's go! Where are you going ? - One second, I'm here to... 589 00:58:16,768 --> 00:58:22,428 -...Because I have to put this thing back. - Forget it! Come on, come on! 590 00:58:22,539 --> 00:58:24,304 - Come on, come on! - It's a big mess. 591 00:58:24,316 --> 00:58:27,151 Leave alone ! It's not the time to put the boat away! 592 00:58:27,252 --> 00:58:29,539 - Look at. - Where did you find this? - I'll explain to you later. 593 00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:31,983 - it must be put in its place. - Where did you find it? 594 00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,920 - Fantozzi! - The oars. 595 00:58:33,922 --> 00:58:35,891 - Is everything ready? - Ready! - Did you put everything back in place? 596 00:58:35,899 --> 00:58:39,245 - Everything is ready. - Everything is ready. - Come on ! 597 00:58:39,394 --> 00:58:42,241 To Ripetta and first 598 00:58:42,250 --> 00:58:45,240 Registrar Trota and the transcriber Sogliola 599 00:58:47,522 --> 00:58:50,206 In a terrible misunderstanding, were captured and sold 600 00:58:50,218 --> 00:58:54,509 at the Vatican fish market by amateur fishermen. 601 00:58:54,511 --> 00:58:57,743 Excuse me, Mr. Commander! 602 00:58:58,385 --> 00:59:02,008 I don't like to say this, but we have a monstrous delay. 603 00:59:02,019 --> 00:59:05,842 Don't worry. I know a shortcut, you'll see! 604 00:59:05,853 --> 00:59:08,244 - All right. - THANKS. 605 00:59:11,085 --> 00:59:15,196 Ponte Livio: the archivist Mughini and his colleague Belotti Bom 606 00:59:15,198 --> 00:59:19,021 have decided to seek help of a mechanical machine 607 00:59:19,032 --> 00:59:23,218 recently invented by engineers Barsanti and Matteucci. 608 00:59:23,426 --> 00:59:28,447 the famous first prototype of diesel engine... it was an explosion. 609 00:59:35,049 --> 00:59:40,369 Excuse me. Aside from the smell, Are you sure this is 610 00:59:40,381 --> 00:59:43,905 - a shortcut? - No more doubts! 611 00:59:44,015 --> 00:59:46,626 I told you, I have a map. Do you see the map? 612 00:59:46,632 --> 00:59:50,183 Ah, it’s mapped! Okay, But then, when do you think 613 00:59:50,386 --> 00:59:52,971 that we will get out of this sewer... uh, this shortcut? 614 00:59:52,982 --> 00:59:56,526 Oh, don't worry! In half an hour, we went out. 615 00:59:56,936 --> 01:00:00,660 58 days later, in the atrium from Fantozzi's office, 616 01:00:00,961 --> 01:00:02,758 a statue was inaugurated 617 01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:06,432 in memory of missing employees. 618 01:00:12,912 --> 01:00:18,098 In fact, both of them wandered for many more years 619 01:00:18,104 --> 01:00:23,575 through the sewers of the world before jumping into the ocean 620 01:00:23,775 --> 01:00:27,367 where they were finally saved by a transatlantic 621 01:00:27,370 --> 01:00:31,801 which was making its maiden voyage: The “Titanic”! 622 01:00:32,183 --> 01:00:36,348 Finally, the latest fashion from France has arrived... 623 01:00:36,456 --> 01:00:41,784 an acclaimed event, sensational news: cinema. 624 01:00:41,868 --> 01:00:43,696 "The watered gardener 625 01:01:02,317 --> 01:01:06,708 - Pinna. Pina! Shall we go there? - No, Ugo... 626 01:01:06,711 --> 01:01:08,960 Look how beautiful it is! It's fun! 627 01:01:08,967 --> 01:01:11,218 But Pina, don't tell me that you like this nonsense. 628 01:01:11,223 --> 01:01:13,854 It's something for kids. For retarded children, too! 629 01:01:14,059 --> 01:01:16,888 This is something that will not last. 630 01:01:31,473 --> 01:01:33,222 What is happening? 631 01:01:33,430 --> 01:01:36,179 - Ugo! Ugo, I'm scared! - For what ? 632 01:01:36,386 --> 01:01:38,657 - The train! - It's all fake, don't you see? 633 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:42,247 - Let's run away! - But Pina is fiction, right? 634 01:01:42,457 --> 01:01:47,887 Hey ! Have you all gone crazy? Everything is false! 635 01:01:48,648 --> 01:01:51,794 But don't you see? It's just a simple optical illusion! 636 01:02:08,059 --> 01:02:09,853 Write it down! 637 01:02:21,758 --> 01:02:24,712 - Two notches! -Roger! 638 01:02:26,671 --> 01:02:28,579 Two ! 639 01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:39,480 - Notch! Notch! Notch! - Yes ! Three ! 640 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:45,041 One two three ! 641 01:03:18,433 --> 01:03:21,102 After centuries of of suffering in his life in Europe 642 01:03:21,109 --> 01:03:26,772 Fantozzi finally decided to try his (mis)fortune in America. 643 01:03:27,580 --> 01:03:30,806 It's here, we have arrived! 644 01:03:31,934 --> 01:03:35,478 We have arrived home! 645 01:03:37,126 --> 01:03:42,874 Ughino, are you sure this is our place? It's a rich neighborhood! 646 01:03:43,077 --> 01:03:46,508 No, no, no, I'm sure of it! We owe everything to Mr. Adams! 647 01:03:46,512 --> 01:03:49,423 The lender, who offered me a very low price! Come! 648 01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:54,850 - Can you take the girl? - I can't. 649 01:03:55,099 --> 01:03:58,643 It's very difficult... also for me! 650 01:04:26,013 --> 01:04:28,443 - A little milk? - Scottish, yes. 651 01:04:44,466 --> 01:04:47,538 It's here. Last night, informants saw 652 01:04:47,741 --> 01:04:50,567 the delivery of two trucks bottles of whiskey. 653 01:04:50,867 --> 01:04:53,363 They have no way to escape. This time they will not escape. 654 01:04:53,372 --> 01:04:56,846 For safety, let's wait a few minutes before entering. 655 01:05:04,495 --> 01:05:08,449 My house! Pina, I am happy, We are in America! 656 01:05:08,450 --> 01:05:10,347 Pina, let's officially celebrate 657 01:05:10,586 --> 01:05:14,811 - Our first, real, American house! - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 658 01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:19,013 - I have a surprise! - What, what, what? 659 01:05:19,214 --> 01:05:22,247 - I'm going to do something stupid... - What, here? 660 01:05:23,248 --> 01:05:26,957 You misunderstood, my love. So ! 661 01:05:27,521 --> 01:05:30,667 But alcohol is prohibited! 662 01:05:30,876 --> 01:05:32,989 It's forbidden, dad. 663 01:05:33,192 --> 01:05:34,908 Cover up, it's better to cover up! 664 01:05:34,909 --> 01:05:38,404 For the rabie... ehm, the cold! 665 01:05:38,663 --> 01:05:43,173 - Pina, a toast! The glasses! - Isn't that dangerous? 666 01:05:43,416 --> 01:05:47,568 Who would find us here? It's an iron cage! A drink! 667 01:05:47,569 --> 01:05:50,961 - Me too, me too! - Cover yourself! Cover yourself! 668 01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:01,857 - The police. - Oh, my God... - Easy. 669 01:06:16,545 --> 01:06:20,311 - I want to drink! I want to party! - That's enough, Ugo! 670 01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:26,707 I'm so happy! Oh, come on, what's happening to you? 671 01:06:29,825 --> 01:06:32,721 Come on, come on! Well done ! Come on ! 672 01:06:54,188 --> 01:06:55,122 What do you want ? 673 01:06:55,127 --> 01:06:58,539 - Where do you hide the alcohol? - Where are the bottles? 674 01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:03,485 - Do it! - You don't talk, do you? You are guilty of everything! 675 01:07:03,695 --> 01:07:06,444 What do you expect from me? 676 01:07:08,368 --> 01:07:11,594 - Come here! - Leave me, monster! 677 01:07:11,603 --> 01:07:13,313 Mamaannnnn!! 678 01:07:15,716 --> 01:07:19,539 Just a moment! 679 01:07:22,865 --> 01:07:25,814 Let's talk about it! 680 01:07:28,237 --> 01:07:29,726 Murderers! assassins! 681 01:07:30,134 --> 01:07:33,562 Just a question, what time 682 01:07:33,569 --> 01:07:35,923 is the first steamer for Italy? 683 01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:37,977 We stayed too short a time, but it was good! 684 01:07:37,982 --> 01:07:43,270 We just arrived and they destroyed the house... 685 01:08:25,610 --> 01:08:28,756 With the breakup of the of World War II 686 01:08:28,965 --> 01:08:33,046 Fantozzi was enlisted in aviation. 687 01:08:45,140 --> 01:08:48,922 Here is the name of the first lucky 688 01:08:49,413 --> 01:08:51,845 who will have the honor of dying 689 01:08:51,849 --> 01:08:55,603 crashing against against an American ship. 690 01:08:57,161 --> 01:08:59,466 Moonbeam! 691 01:09:08,624 --> 01:09:10,737 Sound of thunder! 692 01:09:18,370 --> 01:09:20,755 Tozzi Fan! 693 01:09:23,682 --> 01:09:25,208 Tozzi Fan! 694 01:10:27,466 --> 01:10:28,964 Banzai! 695 01:10:59,218 --> 01:11:00,915 Banzai! 696 01:11:11,020 --> 01:11:13,914 Banzai! Banzai! 697 01:11:16,432 --> 01:11:19,101 Banzai! 698 01:11:33,886 --> 01:11:37,361 Kamikaze Tozzi Fan decided to hide 699 01:11:37,362 --> 01:11:38,960 and wait for the end of the war 700 01:11:39,058 --> 01:11:43,269 hidden in this provincial town quiet. 701 01:11:43,472 --> 01:11:46,346 HIROSHIMA 702 01:11:47,926 --> 01:11:52,171 Fantozzi had ignominiously skipped work that day, 703 01:11:52,380 --> 01:11:54,537 not even without the knowledge of his own family 704 01:11:54,637 --> 01:11:58,232 and slowly approached the stadium. 705 01:11:59,329 --> 01:12:01,844 Ah, finally we are out of the office! 706 01:12:01,946 --> 01:12:04,995 We will spend a day sun and sport! 707 01:12:05,201 --> 01:12:08,791 Feel the fresh air! Open, open! Breathe, breathe! 708 01:12:11,711 --> 01:12:13,977 Close! Close! 709 01:12:15,545 --> 01:12:18,752 - Listen, will we arrive on time? - What do you think? 710 01:12:18,860 --> 01:12:22,409 - There are only 7 hours left before the match. - Don't be afraid, I am a master. 711 01:12:22,514 --> 01:12:25,646 of the approach to the stadiums. There is an opening! Come on ! 712 01:12:25,849 --> 01:12:28,882 Stuck ! Come on, come on... 713 01:12:36,193 --> 01:12:38,744 We're stuck! 714 01:12:38,749 --> 01:12:41,300 Get out! Get out! 715 01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:44,616 - We're stuck! - The roof! 716 01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:47,455 - Which roof? - Good evening. Through the engine! 717 01:12:47,855 --> 01:12:52,325 The right place. Well, well. Come on, hurry up! 718 01:12:54,565 --> 01:12:56,553 Go ahead, Fantozzi, don't waste time! 719 01:12:56,562 --> 01:13:00,635 Sorry, I don't know very well this route! 720 01:13:05,828 --> 01:13:09,054 - It's very comfortable here. Come on, come on. - Yes, I'm coming. 721 01:13:09,263 --> 01:13:11,534 Get out. So. 722 01:13:11,819 --> 01:13:17,124 - What are you waiting for? Come on, come on. - Hey, what about the car? 723 01:13:17,331 --> 01:13:20,046 - Leave her here. - But they're going to fine me. 724 01:13:20,047 --> 01:13:22,313 Who cares, Fantozzi? The car is yours. 725 01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:25,352 Come, come. Let's see... 726 01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:28,990 - The covers - What? - Damn, the blankets! 727 01:13:34,485 --> 01:13:37,453 - Excuse me, about the stadium? - I will guide you, don't worry. 728 01:13:37,461 --> 01:13:42,987 Fantozzi, come! Like I said, it's It’s our lucky day! Get on! 729 01:13:45,549 --> 01:13:50,840 - Good day. - It's a pleasure. - Accountant Ugo Fantozzi. - Delighted . 730 01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:52,831 Excuse me, is it busy? 731 01:13:53,038 --> 01:13:57,804 - Please pass, pass. - Thank you. How kind. 732 01:13:57,891 --> 01:14:00,345 - Very kind. - You are welcome. THANKS. 733 01:14:00,547 --> 01:14:03,932 - Let's sit there. - That's so nice! 734 01:14:12,968 --> 01:14:18,193 It was the day of the terrible friendly match Italy vs Scotland! 735 01:14:19,279 --> 01:14:23,061 Here they are, our faithful adversaries! How do you say: May the best win? 736 01:14:23,073 --> 01:14:26,465 - “The best wins”. - “The best wins”. 737 01:14:28,425 --> 01:14:31,617 - Are you sure this is correct? - Of course, "win the best". 738 01:14:31,820 --> 01:14:33,728 I'll try again. 739 01:14:33,837 --> 01:14:35,731 “Win the best! 740 01:14:37,172 --> 01:14:40,240 I think I lisp a lot. 741 01:14:40,248 --> 01:14:41,963 - In English ? - Scottish. 742 01:14:42,065 --> 01:14:43,475 Guys, let's show them... 743 01:14:43,476 --> 01:14:44,874 - Who are we? - Tourist visit. 744 01:14:44,875 --> 01:14:46,273 Visit Hoolligan. 745 01:14:46,678 --> 01:14:50,585 All to your posts on the starboard side! 746 01:14:50,791 --> 01:14:53,142 - Aye aye! - Hurry up ! 747 01:14:54,745 --> 01:14:58,527 But how to “battle stations”? 748 01:14:59,038 --> 01:15:00,771 Keep your head down! 749 01:15:56,172 --> 01:15:59,762 - All aboard! - On the attack! Ahead ! 750 01:16:07,155 --> 01:16:09,824 I still don't understand how does this thing work. 751 01:16:10,031 --> 01:16:14,142 Excuse me, sir, could you tell me how does it work, because we don't have... 752 01:16:14,344 --> 01:16:17,252 - It's simple. Put the torch right there. - Here ? 753 01:16:20,655 --> 01:16:23,006 What have you done, Fantozzi? 754 01:16:23,731 --> 01:16:26,116 - He doesn't want to shake hands. - He's not the type to shake hands. 755 01:16:26,327 --> 01:16:29,123 You may feel like you have a hole in the stomach. 756 01:16:29,124 --> 01:16:33,555 - A big void, yes. - Bye. Good day. 757 01:16:47,875 --> 01:16:50,360 - An accountant ! - What is it? - Come here! 758 01:16:50,871 --> 01:16:52,400 - Or ? - All aboard! 759 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:56,292 - How ? - Wow ! - On the attack! 760 01:17:18,409 --> 01:17:21,040 There you go, accountant! 761 01:17:32,268 --> 01:17:37,539 We are at the doorstep of the Scots. We need a ram. 762 01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:44,079 - Excuse me. What's going on? - Just in time. Do you know how to make a ram? 763 01:17:44,290 --> 01:17:50,038 - A ram! - Me ? No, no, not the ram! I've never done the ram! 764 01:17:58,189 --> 01:18:01,995 Listen, Fantozzi! The accountant Fantozzi, what are you doing? Come on, come on! 765 01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:07,251 Come Fantozzi, I’m here! 766 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:13,456 Come Fantozzi, we have conquered the Scottish bus! 767 01:18:16,001 --> 01:18:19,027 Climb, climb upstairs, 768 01:18:19,037 --> 01:18:21,501 he will take us to the stadium. 769 01:18:27,025 --> 01:18:30,768 It's so peaceful here! Viva Italia! 770 01:18:32,257 --> 01:18:35,608 - SO ? - Everything is fine. 771 01:18:40,225 --> 01:18:43,630 - Be careful, Filini! - No problem ! 772 01:18:47,155 --> 01:18:49,307 Would it bother... if I go down? 773 01:18:49,831 --> 01:18:53,683 After the fierce Italian attack who broke the enemy lines, 774 01:18:53,964 --> 01:18:55,858 a Scottish counterattack 775 01:18:55,861 --> 01:18:57,694 with heavy artillery and tanks 776 01:18:57,798 --> 01:19:00,566 emerged from the headquarters of the Scottish forces 777 01:19:00,973 --> 01:19:03,802 Thank you, Ciotti. On the north side Italian fans 778 01:19:03,809 --> 01:19:06,158 there is an exchange of gunfire 779 01:19:06,165 --> 01:19:08,134 supported by helicopter bombing. 780 01:19:08,142 --> 01:19:09,829 Here Ferretti, south side, 781 01:19:09,930 --> 01:19:12,626 I hear the songs warlike Scots 782 01:19:14,552 --> 01:19:17,581 - But where are we? - What does it say? 783 01:19:17,787 --> 01:19:22,695 - Excuse me, what tickets did you buy? - Which ones? These are the tickets. 784 01:19:22,899 --> 01:19:27,682 Audible. Fascinating, eh. 785 01:19:27,792 --> 01:19:32,323 I have to tell you some worrying news. We are in the Scottish trenches! 786 01:19:32,924 --> 01:19:36,275 Animals! animals! 787 01:19:47,742 --> 01:19:50,206 "How are you ?" 788 01:19:52,874 --> 01:19:56,919 Make... Scottish music. The Scottish anthem. 789 01:19:57,408 --> 01:20:00,044 “You know that.” Touch. 790 01:20:01,601 --> 01:20:05,349 “Win the best!” I play the anthem 791 01:20:06,673 --> 01:20:08,985 "Scottish Anthem" 792 01:20:17,097 --> 01:20:19,005 “Moment” 793 01:20:32,993 --> 01:20:35,067 Sorry 794 01:20:35,969 --> 01:20:39,953 “God! “Strangers in the night”! “Scotch Whiskey”! 795 01:20:46,413 --> 01:20:49,044 Gorgeous and talented. 796 01:20:50,287 --> 01:20:54,690 A ceasefire agreement was reached in Philippines between the government 797 01:20:54,701 --> 01:20:59,064 by Corazon Aquino and the communist guerrillas, 798 01:20:59,075 --> 01:21:03,581 which covers the entire archipelago for 60 days. 799 01:21:03,788 --> 01:21:07,253 This is the first time in 17 years of guerrilla warfare 800 01:21:07,462 --> 01:21:10,297 and the government reached an agreement 801 01:21:10,298 --> 01:21:12,206 Ugo! What happened? 802 01:21:12,415 --> 01:21:15,448 What do you think happened to me? Nothing happened to me! 803 01:21:15,650 --> 01:21:19,398 Work ! Overtime, all day! 804 01:21:19,604 --> 01:21:23,557 What do you think I'm doing? You think I'm having fun, huh? 805 01:21:24,237 --> 01:21:27,747 You just arrived to the little rehearsal. 806 01:21:27,752 --> 01:21:31,984 Don't bother me with the monkey... the little girl's test! 807 01:21:32,385 --> 01:21:34,770 I would also like to see, if I don't work, 808 01:21:34,981 --> 01:21:39,843 Who will eat in this house! Quie... Who... who... co... eats? 809 01:21:44,087 --> 01:21:47,677 It's true. I'm sorry, Ugo. 810 01:21:55,190 --> 01:22:01,092 No, Pina. I'm sorry, it's my fault. I am very tired. 811 01:22:01,101 --> 01:22:04,924 They're just hooligans who are not affiliated 812 01:22:05,135 --> 01:22:08,366 to true supporters, and they ruined 813 01:22:08,370 --> 01:22:12,882 with this unforgivable attitude, something that should be celebration of sport. 814 01:22:13,403 --> 01:22:17,709 We can display images, several very eloquent photos, 815 01:22:17,716 --> 01:22:20,346 documenting one of the incidents the most reprehensible. 816 01:22:20,552 --> 01:22:25,494 The protagonist is a man, who looks like an Italian supporter. 817 01:22:25,704 --> 01:22:29,253 Rough, violent, and as you can see on his face, 818 01:22:29,259 --> 01:22:32,929 a hatred that is not out of place in a sporting event. 819 01:22:33,432 --> 01:22:35,138 That's all. In other areas... 820 01:22:35,139 --> 01:22:36,437 Can I tell you something? 821 01:22:37,405 --> 01:22:40,211 - Yes ? - You suck. 822 01:22:40,221 --> 01:22:44,786 ...we should really ask ourselves, with growing concern, 823 01:22:44,794 --> 01:22:47,422 Is this the path we want to take??. 824 01:22:53,780 --> 01:22:56,532 - Happy birthday, Ugino! - Congratulations, dad! - THANKS. 825 01:23:01,848 --> 01:23:04,722 Enough, enough! Pina, set the table! 826 01:23:08,079 --> 01:23:10,715 - Let's sit down, let's sit down. - Yes. 827 01:23:10,716 --> 01:23:12,824 Sit down, come on... 828 01:23:15,230 --> 01:23:17,104 Well done. 829 01:23:23,737 --> 01:23:26,368 I'm sorry, Ugo. Like that. 830 01:23:27,731 --> 01:23:31,684 - Ugino, you cut the cake. - Knife ! 831 01:23:40,591 --> 01:23:43,385 By Alpha Centauri, Have you sharpened this knife yet? 832 01:23:43,587 --> 01:23:46,302 Where is... the chair... the...? 833 01:23:49,938 --> 01:23:51,648 Here ? 834 01:23:58,126 --> 01:24:00,716 It's very... comfortable. 835 01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:05,713 No. I'm going to shut up. 836 01:24:10,667 --> 01:24:13,813 It's here. 837 01:24:14,022 --> 01:24:16,248 We must remember, Pina. 838 01:24:16,258 --> 01:24:19,048 You shut up, dammit... 839 01:24:25,164 --> 01:24:27,720 Now you need to sharpen. 840 01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:43,645 I said to disconnect the videophone, right? At least today. 841 01:24:43,656 --> 01:24:46,161 Excuse me. 842 01:24:46,412 --> 01:24:48,240 So what? 843 01:24:53,521 --> 01:24:55,429 It's what?? 844 01:25:02,567 --> 01:25:04,140 How so ? 845 01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:08,088 What number is this? 846 01:25:10,935 --> 01:25:12,923 - Hello everyone. - Director Sidéral. 847 01:25:12,932 --> 01:25:14,629 Did I disturb you, dear Fantozzi? 848 01:25:14,630 --> 01:25:19,523 No, no! It's an honor for us. 849 01:25:19,562 --> 01:25:22,630 I called, first of all, to wish you a happy birthday. 850 01:25:22,837 --> 01:25:25,666 - Do you remember that? - Of course. - Thank you. 851 01:25:25,673 --> 01:25:31,382 - And for one more reason. Very personal - No. Really ? 852 01:25:31,824 --> 01:25:34,050 VERY... personal. 853 01:25:36,298 --> 01:25:39,524 - Me ? - Ah, yes, I understand. Out, out, out, 854 01:25:39,533 --> 01:25:42,686 - We need to talk about work. - I understand. 855 01:25:48,759 --> 01:25:50,474 Continue. 856 01:25:50,476 --> 01:25:54,868 listen, Fantozzi. You have to lend me your house for an hour. 857 01:25:55,069 --> 01:25:58,661 - Excuse me ? - I am here with a lady... 858 01:25:58,664 --> 01:26:01,372 and I have nowhere to take him. 859 01:26:04,535 --> 01:26:08,000 - Why not take him home? - Pardon? 860 01:26:08,209 --> 01:26:11,418 My... my... house... my house? 861 01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:17,151 Immediately... Hey... 862 01:26:17,355 --> 01:26:21,388 Could you please come tomorrow? 863 01:26:21,588 --> 01:26:27,495 No, let me explain. Today, for me, is a special day. 864 01:26:27,699 --> 01:26:32,288 It's my birthday. We have cake and champagne. 865 01:26:32,492 --> 01:26:36,161 Very good Leave everything there and keeps the champagne cool. 866 01:26:36,366 --> 01:26:38,830 On the ice. On the ice. 867 01:26:39,202 --> 01:26:44,666 I'll be there in fifteen minutes. Leave the key under the doormat. 868 01:26:44,873 --> 01:26:47,622 Under the doormat. 869 01:26:56,536 --> 01:27:00,887 Pina, I... it's not my fault. 870 01:27:02,247 --> 01:27:05,155 I was so happy, of this feast. 871 01:27:05,363 --> 01:27:07,953 It doesn't matter, Ugo. You know how it goes. 872 01:27:08,159 --> 01:27:10,547 - No, it's... my birthday. - Okay, okay... 873 01:27:10,555 --> 01:27:15,877 My drink in his face. This arrogant bastard who... 874 01:27:15,987 --> 01:27:20,253 It's because it has to be. I'm going to have my party. 875 01:27:20,461 --> 01:27:23,130 - Take the helmet, dad. - No, I don't want to. 876 01:27:23,137 --> 01:27:27,289 - It's obligatory. - Hey, open the airlock. 877 01:28:10,186 --> 01:28:13,094 Come! Come on, Pina, Why this mine? 878 01:28:13,102 --> 01:28:17,732 Nothing happened. Who cares, let's celebrate! 879 01:28:18,369 --> 01:28:21,005 We are lucky! 880 01:28:21,802 --> 01:28:26,031 We are lucky! lucky...! 881 01:28:26,031 --> 01:28:28,028 Subtitles: Picard 60.